kingdom of chaos

Welcome to my kingdom of chaos.
There will be no guide.
Have fun.
Try to not lose your mind.

Wow, yes, it is I, your queen of chaos!
I will post from time to time about my life.

I survived the Mishapocalypse 2013.
Darlings

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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aryad13:

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

The real question is, why is LORD VOLDEMORT asking?

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plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

I just really love him okay

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thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed. 

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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The real life angel of the lord that Misha Collins is. I can’t put into words how much I owe him.

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xyako:


I need this 

yo this would be amazing for people with anxiety! It’s like a calming glitter jar, but you can keep it on you, on your phone. If you feel panic set it just watch it for a little while. 

xyako:

I need this 

yo this would be amazing for people with anxiety! It’s like a calming glitter jar, but you can keep it on you, on your phone. If you feel panic set it just watch it for a little while. 

(via inlovewiththetardis)

thexenosapien:

olitzme:

sirpastydick:

sirpastydick:

the struggle of being a woman of color in the media

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LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT WOMEN IN TV AND THESE FUCKERS MADE MINDY KALING’S COVER BLACK AND WHITE THEY WHITEWASHED A BROWN GIRL IM SO TICKED

Looks familiar…

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 0.0

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